A bit of Union Humor I'm sure some of our member who are in Vegas for the AFJ

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
>in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
>
>When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a
>union house?"
>
>"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
>
>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
>
>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
>
>Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
>down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
>His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
>responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union
>rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100 what cut do the girls get?"
>
>"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
>
>That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam
>$100, looked around the room and pointed to an attractive blonde.
>"I'd like her." he said.
>
>I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to
>a 72 year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 47 years
>seniority and she's next."

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